Why didn't I know about this sooner?

Oh my dear beloved f-list, I have found a new pastime. It's called watching "Semi-Homemade" by Sandra Lee -hereby known as "Aunt Sandy"- on youtube, the food network, and wherever else I can find it. I found out about Aunt Sandy through CakeWrecks and was so astounded by the total and absolute snarking potential creativity, I had to find more. After finding enough booze to play the drinking game to I mean, after finding that there were a plethora of videos with such amazing culinary disasters endeavors such as Lush Lagoon, I haven't stopped laughing stopped watching all the videos.

Truly, this is something we all need to watch. Seriously, how does this woman have her own show on the food network? She makes the Swedish Chef look good! Make sure to create each of Aunt Sandy's creations after she explains how because, apparently, if you put ice in your bought from the store in a bottle blue Martini, it's homemade! I'm sure we can all get plastered learn so much from this culinary show!