Why I should not have a Magic 8 ball.

[isabelladangelo]

According to the Magic 8 ball "It is certain" that we will all die this weekend in a mustard gas attack and not in a nuclear attack. ...I got bored at work and asked it really really random questions. Oh, and I'll win the lotto.

Comments

[melaniesuzanne.livejournal.com]

"We" who and where? I mean, nuclear attack would clear out the whole region, but mustard gas will take out only certain areas, right?

[isabelladangelo.livejournal.com]

Tysons Corner, VA and most of Washington DC is implied in the we...or at least I'm guessing since that's where everyone at work will be this weekend.

I did ask if any building will be taken out this weekend and the Magic 8 ball informed me "Without a Doubt" so I'm not sure how mustard gas would do that.