Writer's Block: In a Jam
Apr. 5th, 2009 10:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Oh, it depends. Maybe Mulder and Scully because, knowing me, it would be something just crazy enough that it would warrant their attention.
Mulder: And what is the lesson of the day?
Me: Don't go around mumbling medieval Latin prose at midnight while trying to see how cool it is to set off chlorine bombs at an animal research facility?
Scully: Too bad there isn't any such thing as Holy Hand Grenades....
Okay, okay, so that would never happen. I mean, really, killer bunny rabbits? I'm not sure the chlorine gas would really create them unless, of course, there were other chemicals interacting with the chlorine...hmmm...
So, I'd be much more likely to have a run in with my other favorite detectives, the team from NCIS. Of course, there would probably be a lot of problems there too. I'd spend most of my time getting fashion tips from Abby, find out Tony is really my third cousin (once removed) on my maternal side (he's Italian. He's related. I'm sure of it.), discussing game strategy with Tim (And ask him why he looks and acts so much like the Tim in my office...), talk about fun stuff like explosions and bombs with Ziva, all while Gibbs wonders what level of hell he personally is on.
Now, to get them to work on the case, I'd have to do something on a military base. I'd go with the joke we tried to pull when I had to go train some real NCIS people. You see, my boss at the time threatened to tell the police officer that pulled the car we were following over that there was a dead hooker in the back of the trunk. Now, of course, there wasn't, but he just really wanted to get the other guys in a lot of trouble.
I can very much see that happening to me, getting framed with a dead body in the trunk. I'll probably have one of the company cars and ...ya know...that really would make an AWESOME NCIS episode...really.
Gibbs: What are you doing?
Tony: Well, she was discussing Aunt Mary's cooking techniques and ...
Gibbs: ::head slap::
Tony: Right, sorry boss.
Gibbs: What are you doing?
Me: Oh ummm...paper grenades? They are very useful in the inter office warfare.
Gibbs: o_0 Fornell will be here in five minutes to pick you up and take you back to WFO.
Me: Oh good! I have enough time to make a few more then and then pelt him since it was his idea to let me use the stupid car.
Oh, it depends. Maybe Mulder and Scully because, knowing me, it would be something just crazy enough that it would warrant their attention.
Mulder: And what is the lesson of the day?
Me: Don't go around mumbling medieval Latin prose at midnight while trying to see how cool it is to set off chlorine bombs at an animal research facility?
Scully: Too bad there isn't any such thing as Holy Hand Grenades....
Okay, okay, so that would never happen. I mean, really, killer bunny rabbits? I'm not sure the chlorine gas would really create them unless, of course, there were other chemicals interacting with the chlorine...hmmm...
So, I'd be much more likely to have a run in with my other favorite detectives, the team from NCIS. Of course, there would probably be a lot of problems there too. I'd spend most of my time getting fashion tips from Abby, find out Tony is really my third cousin (once removed) on my maternal side (he's Italian. He's related. I'm sure of it.), discussing game strategy with Tim (And ask him why he looks and acts so much like the Tim in my office...), talk about fun stuff like explosions and bombs with Ziva, all while Gibbs wonders what level of hell he personally is on.
Now, to get them to work on the case, I'd have to do something on a military base. I'd go with the joke we tried to pull when I had to go train some real NCIS people. You see, my boss at the time threatened to tell the police officer that pulled the car we were following over that there was a dead hooker in the back of the trunk. Now, of course, there wasn't, but he just really wanted to get the other guys in a lot of trouble.
I can very much see that happening to me, getting framed with a dead body in the trunk. I'll probably have one of the company cars and ...ya know...that really would make an AWESOME NCIS episode...really.
Gibbs: What are you doing?
Tony: Well, she was discussing Aunt Mary's cooking techniques and ...
Gibbs: ::head slap::
Tony: Right, sorry boss.
Gibbs: What are you doing?
Me: Oh ummm...paper grenades? They are very useful in the inter office warfare.
Gibbs: o_0 Fornell will be here in five minutes to pick you up and take you back to WFO.
Me: Oh good! I have enough time to make a few more then and then pelt him since it was his idea to let me use the stupid car.
